My friend Cara posted the answers to these questions by her child. Let's see what Tanner says...
Why did God make Moms? Tanner: For kids to be smart.
How did God make Moms? Tanner: Just because they are up in the sky and they know how ta. God made everything in the whole world and Jesus. I know why they don't have to wear glasses... because they eat carrots.
What ingredients are Moms made of? Tanner: They have brains and hearts and bodies.
Why did God give you your mom and not some other mom? Tanner: When I was a baby I chose that mom and Josh.
What kind of girl was your Mom? Tanner: I don't know.
What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him? Tanner: Because he beed sweet.
Why did your Mom marry your Dad? Tanner: Because he was like super sweet.
Who's the boss at your house? Tanner: my Mom and Dad
What's the difference between Moms and Dads? Tanner: Um, because they are smarter than kids.
What does your Mom do in her spare time? Tanner: She be's happy.
What would it take to make your Mom perfect? Tanner: Because she has a smart brain.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be? Well, you know... girls don't have the same things boys do...(pointing to his pants) LOL! (I guess he'd change that.)